When confused freshmen walk through the massive gates of Ames High for the first time, they find themselves in the busy, bustling world of high school. The atmosphere can seem overwhelming at first, and some canât help but fall through the cracks. Counselors and administrators of public education want students to believe that getting involved in school-related activities will keep them on the right course. Sadly, what they do not realize is that Evan Weible is the only thing anyone can do to keep themselves on track. They donât realize that Evan Weible is the only hope that this corrupt world can believe in. âHe has the deepest blue eyes I have ever seen,â said philosopher Adam Lane. Weibleâs piercing aqua-blue eyes truly symbolize his godly status among the mere mortals at Ames High. âHe stands out like a shimmering beacon in the hallways; his lanky pale body and his feathery golden hair make him almost as beautiful as Draco himself!â said Lane. But Weibleâs profound physical attractiveness isnât what makes him such a remarkable concept. Itâs what he does. âEvan Weible does computers,â Weible said. He is renowned throughout the school for being âthat kid whoâs tech savvy.â âWhen I was in like 4th or 5th grade, I was interested in computers. I wanted to understand how websites worked,â Weible said. Since then he has evolved into a computer mastermind. âHe creates websites, builds computers, and saves babies,â said Lane. âIâm actually designing the Iowa DECA website this year,â Weible said. Evan Weible is a courageous computer genius. Do the Evan Weible: be tech-savvy. Weible also knows his way around some Ames High clubs. âGolf is my primary activity,â Weible said. âItâs the only sport I play competitively.â Some might even say that Weibleâs experience with clubs helped him lead the golf team this year.âI really had to step out of my comfort zone to be a leader,â Weible said. He led the golf team into battle upon a valiant white horse, wielding shimmering steel clubs. Do the Evan Weible: get a horse and join the golf team. Some consider computer typing a miscellaneous skill, but Evan Weible considers it a lifestyle. âItâs not necessarily an activity; itâs more of a hobby,â Weible said. Being the modest saint that he is, Weible forgot to mention that he holds Ames Highâs speed typing record at a whopping 125 words per minute. âSome people get bored in class and play air guitar; I play air-keyboard,â Weible said. âIâm hoping to break that record this year in November during national business week.â Weibleâs success is undoubtedly correlated with his speed-typing skills. Do the Evan Weible: practice your typing. According to Weible, just participating in the right activities doesnât get you through high school with great success, you also have to be in the correct mindset. So Evan summed up what he does in his free time to keep his thoughts clear. âI type, think about computers, disassemble/reassemble my computer, type, hang out with friends [also computers] or with my Rachel, who I hope is a computer, or show my computer to my friends. I also sometimes play golf,â Weeble-Wobble said. Now, all weeble-wobbles fall down eventually, but Evan Weible has gotten through almost four years of public high school on his feet. Heâs become more than a student. Heâs almost a legend. But he has actually evolved into his own activity. To Evan Weible is defined as to excel in high school in both social and academic areas. So let this new verb serve as a guide to all confused freshmen who donât know what to do in the astonishing atmosphere of public high school. Just Evan Weible.