Hayley Martens
Hayley is somehow a senior at Ames High this year and an ENFP. She is also one of the oldest veterans in The Web but neither her responsibilities nor her writing reflect that. Basically, here to just go with the flow and enjoy the banter. You can find me walking in the woods or sitting in a blanket fort watching a horror movie and anything inbetween. I have numerous natural habitats, but know I won’t be there for long, my attention span is short and my phases fast. Here are a few things that I truly love: dance parties with my best friends, laughing till I almost throw up, cold rainy days, filling nail and assorted holes in walls, wearing my footed onesie, all mexican food, laying on wet grass and looking at the stars, showing so hot I come out medium rare and finally personality types. I am in a good mood 99% of the time because I am excellent at repression and live by the words “don’t worry about it” trademarked by the excellent Tifany Chu. And now I will leave you with some food for thought, “Words build bridges into unexplored regions.” Adolf Hitler

Hayley Martens, Campus Life Editor

May 19, 2017
Don’t Worry About It (Story)
Apr 24, 2017
Spanish schools vs. American schools (Story)
Mar 22, 2017
Haley Nelson (Story)
Mar 22, 2017
Adios Sra. Billings, ¿Hola Jurg? (Story)
Feb 14, 2017
Reggie’s Sleepout – Ames (Story)
Feb 09, 2017
Myers-Briggs is something you should care about. (Story)
Dec 16, 2016
In The Defense of The Prius (Story)
Dec 01, 2016
Philosophy Plus Period (Story)
Nov 08, 2016
Shria is settling in (Story)
Oct 07, 2016
Apple’s Facelift (Story)
Oct 07, 2016
On Netflix (Story)
May 06, 2016
Game of Thrones (Story)
Apr 12, 2016
Ivy Park (Story)
Apr 04, 2016
There is more money in STEM (Story)
Apr 01, 2016
Yoga and Stretching Club (Story)
Mar 21, 2016
Dance Marathon (Story)
Mar 01, 2016
Kendall & Kylie App (Story)
Feb 09, 2016
The Revenant (Story)
Jan 26, 2016
Neko Atsume (Story)
Dec 14, 2015
Rebekah Wilson is a hard to miss sophomore (Story)
Nov 13, 2015
SHOGUN (Story)
Nov 13, 2015
Oct 06, 2015
Badlands (Story)
May 12, 2015
Mr Craig Walter (Story)
Apr 27, 2015
Ames Arctica (Story)
Apr 15, 2015
Achala? More like AcHELLA (Story)
Mar 30, 2015
Grey Elephant (Story)
Mar 30, 2015
Procrastin…. (Story)
Feb 23, 2015
Ban The Tan? (Story)
Jan 28, 2015
#itaintrape (Story)