This here is Zoe. Not from Zoey 101 and not iconic Zooey Deschanel, just Zoe. A normal 17 year old, senior in high school, run-of-the mill teenager. With that being said she does have her quirks, typically writing A LOT and spending large amounts of time being passionate about things that most don't typically care about. She plans to spend most of the year missing all her web homies from last year and attempting to make this year, her new favorite year of life. She wanted to make a statement in her profile, something abstract, unlike anything previously written. Something unforgettable, exemplary, and completely profound. She said, "Join the web."