Toast!

Toast!

Tynan Shahidi, Reporter

Toast? Butter it? Put jelly on it?? Maybe even peanut butter??? Wait, combine peanut butter and jelly together???? Eggs with bread? That’s a no. Eggs with toast? Yes papi. Possibly one of the greatest discoveries of all time was one of the easiest to make. Just take a slice of bread and kinda set it on fire. Crunchy bread with a nice warmth to come with it. If toast isn’t one of the greatest discoveries, explain this. When you go to subway and you get your delicious sandwich, why do they ask you if you want it toasted or not? Chances are you say yes. It amplifies the sandwich, making the cheese stick to the meat making the normal turkey cheese sub into a toasty hot food orgy in your mouth. Trust me, you’ll want premium level for this;)
Going off on lunch subs, when you google, “healthy breakfast” a combination of fruits, yogurt, oatmeal, and eggs are all shown but of course topped off it says Toast with topping. I prefer butter on mine, even if it isn’t the healthiest option, but jam, jelly, peanut butter, cream cheese, and many, many more are common fan favorites. Next time you’re preparing a meal stop and think, would toast be good with this meal? 99% of the time, we know the answer… The answer is two slices.