Tifany Chu

“If you got it, flaunt it,” is Tifany Chu’s motto. Although she is merely a freshman, her twitter feed and instagram reflect something more sinister. She doesn’t like school, so her favorite pastimes are sleeping and KUWTK. “It’s not a want, it’s a need,” Chu responded to her obsession with the Kardashians.

Tifany used to play an instrument. “But I realized it wasn’t going to work out,” said Chu. And although she participated in cross country this year, Chu hates moving with a passion. Couple this with her love for Mcdonald’s, it’s a wonder she is not morbidly obese. In fact, since Tifany used to be fat, she has actually lost weight since she was a child.

She is indifferent towards politics. “I don’t like listening to old men fight,” said Chu. However, she still dreams for a better future. “Free food or McDonald’s delivery would fulfil all my wishes,” said Chu.

The last time Tifany was really angry was when her brother, Max, ate her Jimmy Johns twice in a row and when Kim didn’t name her baby Tifany. [Max] says he loves me, but then he blocked me on all social media,” said Chu. In revenge for her two Jimmy John sandwiches, Chu revealed the embarrassing story of her brother. “He used to be fat, not normal fat, biggest loser fat,” said Chu.

Despite what you may think. Tifany is actually quite bright. She is one of the only freshmen in AP Bio and in classes at Iowa State University. “Dreams are achieved one step at a time,” said Chu. What Tifany’s dreams are is unknown.

Go-to outfit: Pj’s
Favorite food: Fries
Favorite social media: FB
Favorite TV show: Survivor