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Ames High's Debate team at a tournament.
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Piece and Freedom Bakery's menu hangs above the store's front counter. The bakery aims to bring a taste of Ukraine to Ames.
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A desk in one of the AMES Center's therapeutic classrooms. The chairs are made of plastic and extremely heavy, one of the room's features meant to foster a safer learning environment for the students it serves.
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Students and family members explore various cultural booths at the Ames High Culture Fair.
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Ames High's Debate team at a tournament.
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Here is me during the season, proudly representing Ames High, not just the school, but all of you, and everybody who proudly resides in this small city, at one of the biggest tournaments of the year, the Ed Winger Invite.
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Fin DeLisi made his first appearance of his senior season versus Valley, the current (as of 5/6/25) #1 ranked team in 4A, where the Little Cyclones won 1-0, with DeLisi keeping a clean sheet.
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Ames High cheerleaders performing at Wells Fargo. Photo by Ames High cheer coach.
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Jackson Winkey (left) and Cole Martin (right) are two of the key seniors leaving the program at the end of this year, the two are pictured celebrating Martin's semi-final appearance with Coach Andy Fecht (far right).
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Ames High dance team poses at their annual showcase, held in the Ames gymnasium. Photo Credits to: Luis Rodriguez, Rodspecs Visuals.
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September 21, 2006

-These mother[expletive]ing snakes on this mother[expletive]ing plane -Everybody in the world is on crutches -Ridin’ Clean -You know, bad things that happen in the world -Forgetting the 2-liter of soda at Papa John’s and having to go back to get it -Not caring about stuff and not getting the Leprachaun’s gold

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