Kyle Schaudt is the coolest freshman ever

Kyle Schaudt freshman band, ultimate frisbee, cross country What’s your favorite Pokemon and why? Machamp because he has four arms which is cool because he’s a karate dude… Never mind, he’s weird, he wears underwear all the time. What makes you different from the average freshman? I have curly hair. Oh, I’m so clever. What’s your coolest talent? I tried whittling once. It sucked. That doesn’t make any sense, I only said that because you said I whittled. If you were a superhero, what would your power be? The Green Arrow is my favorite superhero. He doesn’t really have a power though, so that sucks. He just shoots arrows really straight. You’re stuck in a video game! Who are you? I’ll be a mage from the College of Winterhold in Skyrim.