Dear Chad: Valentine’s Day
Chad Sage had a girlfriend one time and gave some advice to a friend. He also “can’t wait to get out of this town.”
“Dear Chad, I just ended it with my girlfriend, so I’m single and it sucks. I’m worried that this might be my first Valentine’s day alone. Can you give me some advice on how I can have better luck with the ladies?” -Lonely
Dearr Lonely,, You’ve comee 2 da rightt guy, because I TOTALLY know how to help you…LOL! After u talk wif me, ur lyf will be aWeSoMe.
Lyk my fav band Hawthorne Heights sez, “I cantt make it on my own, bcuz my <3 iz in Ohio.” I think ur prob really fits dis situation, cept da Ohio part. All of yerr feelings r making u sick, && my wordz will b de antidote. xx<3
U need 2 express ur pent up emotions bout da breakup. I find dat a good way 2 do this iz by writing songs. One tym I had a girl break up wif me & it took seven songz && three boxes of Kleeenex til I was even ablee to leave my room, LOL. Make her a mixtape of ur rad songz, && call it something lyke “You Are My Ocean” or “The Days We Used to Have.”
Then, go 2 her housee at night && throw some rockz @ her window then giv her da mixtape. Dis haznt worked 4 me yet, but it will fer sure sometyme! Thiz also remindz me of dis other tym when my GF broke up with me && I was really sad. I bought her dis things she didnt lyk then she wuz all lyk “WE’RE OVER.” Kthanks. Am I ryt? I tryd to impres her by putting sum tyte colored streaks in my hair but she didnt lyk it.. so don’t do datt..
Hope I helped!!! <333 && Check out my myspace music page!
X Chad Sage X
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