Colin Welk

What are you involved in? Cross country, polar bear, iball, soccer, band and OEC. How tall do you think you’ll be in your grown years? Taller than every person that has called me short. How do you attract women? I don’t really know. It just happens. Can you play sexy sax? Of course! I am the sexy sax man. Do you believe in Santa Claus? Wait…Santa isn’t real? What pokemon character do you identify with most? Pikachu because he’s really fast. What will you be doing over winter break? I would be skiing, waiting for Santa, and eating candy canes, but the world is going to end before then. What is your favorite activity to do in the snow? I can’t remember. It’s been so long since we had any. Describe your ideal date, with your ideal woman. Dinner from a 5 star Italian restaurant by candlelight on a yacht in the Mediterranean Sea. Who is your favorite One Direction member? What’s One Direction? Kidding. Favorite holiday movie? Either Charlie Brown Christmas or The Grinch. Why is winter break shorter this year? It’s all a conspiracy. Whatever you do, don’t use the drinking fountain in the history hallway the week you come back from break. What do you do in your free time? Disc golf, pickup soccer, and running.