Tyler: March Update

Wessels is presently quite busy. He has many AP’s to study for, but it’s reportedly “no big deal”. His graduate level calculus proofs need to be proved, after all. When not slaying female’s hearts, Wessels is slaying his opponents in one of the many intramural sports he’s involved in. His dunk record has been pushed to 276 just for this season, and he has recorded 345 blocks. His team still managed to lose all of their games, through no fault of Tyler’s. When asked about his Prom plans, Wessels has reportedly stated that he’s “Planning on letting them ask me this year” Last year Wessels managed to bring 5 different dates, and he was still bored. What’s in store for April? “More of the same”. Stay cool, Wessels.