Bow to your overlord, the magnificent king of all squirrels

Kate Murray, Copy Editor

Kate is a senior and the copy editor of the newspaper.  She knows what is going on in the school because the resident alliance of cockroach and mice spies report directly to her, as is customary for the copy editor.  She plans to use this knowledge of commanding an elite task force of creepy crawlies to later take over the world and declare herself king of squirrels, at which point she will retreat into her treehouse castle and spend the rest of her life eating teddy grahams and reading comic books and obscure scifi novels.  Currently, however, she is working on her Girl Scout Gold Award project, two webcomics which you can read here and here.

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