Ray Peterson knows what’s up
Whereâs the fridge at? Corny McDonaldâs and Quick Trip. Sometimes Café Northwest What are you going to be for Halloween? One of Steve Kingâs dogs Do you have any siblings? No, Iâm not related to anyone who eats hot dogs out of a cup What color are your eyes? Youâll never know Who is your favorite cartoon character? Oblio What is your favorite pastime? I enjoy the Peterson family tradition of bringing a bag of dead fish behind the barn to feed the hordes of cats living there. Whatâs your favorite kind of soup? Utah wedding soup Do you have a nickname? Cosmo, when I wear Sara Diressovaâs leather jacket Do you live on a farm? No, itâs more like a commune What are your duties? I put away the chickens at night. If I forget to put one away, I have to sleep outside in the cilo How would you describe your style? Lululemon hipster chic Whoâs your favorite teacher? Walter, he knows how to make a good sammich Whoâs your favorite Kardashian? Kendall Stow

Mixmaster
Adorer of Birkenstocks, with or without socks
Daryl’s cone picker-upper and goal putter-awayer
Eater of fine Donuts
Ligature hoarder
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