John Topf


John Topf, in the flesh

How long have you been prancing/dancing for?

Six years.

How has your freshman year been?

Good-ish. Mrs. Doboerneker is fave teacher. she likes cows

What advice would you give for incoming freshman?

Know your place.

Tito or Madeline: best Topf?


Where do you shop?

At the mall

How often do you iron your shirts?

Every morning

George W. Bush: Great or greatest president?


How terrible a sport is soccer?

Not as bad as cricket

Thoughts on Marios?


Do you consider yourself a “€œCommon black girl”€?


Jews: They’€™re good..I guess square toe or pointed toe?

Pointed toe