A Love Letter to Skim Milk
February 13, 2018
Skim milk,
Ever since I was born, you’ve been there for me. Every cookie that needed to be dipped, every bowl of cereal, every lunch and dinner, you were there by my side. I can always count on you to be there for me when I’m dying of thirst.
So many people misjudge you. They say you lack flavor, but I say they just don’t have taste buds that can handle you. They hate on you because they don’t understand you. They can’t comprehend your complexity, and I pity the people who don’t understand you and our love.
The moment I realized I loved you is when I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I had put on too much peanut butter, and after the second bite I couldn’t go on any longer. If it hadn’t been for you being there, I would have never been able to finish that sandwich.
You may not be thicc like whole milk or 2%, but it doesn’t matter to me. You look great regardless. Your smooth, white complexion is something to be admired, and I wish everyone saw you the way I did.
I don’t know what I would do without you, you are my rock. Better yet, my liquid.
With all my love,
Sonja Paulson
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This letter literally brought tears to my eyes. The way you described it….. wow. I never knew one could have such love for a gallon of milk. I am also in love with that which is known as Skim milk, and it is a comfort to know there is one out there who has these profound emotions for such an exotic drink.