Hill Wang

Hill Wang, Reporter

The mysterious circumstances surrounding Hill Wang’s birth are relatively unknown, but what we do know is that he was raised by honey badgers. After graduating from Howard University with a degree in Sports Marketing, Hill kicked off his career by running for president of Vatican City. Though he lost by a landslide, it’s the effort that counts. For the next 10 years, Hill Wang was everywhere. From 2000 - 2007, Hill Wang was the starting quarterback of the New England Patriots, with which he won 3 super bowls under the pseudonym Tom Brady. He also penned the bestselling Twilight book series under the pen name Stephenie Meyer. On the side, Hill dated Taylor Swift multiple times under 34 different aliases. When asked what his greatest wish was, Hill replied that he wanted to be more successful than his accomplished brother, Charlie Fei. In your dreams Hill. In your dreams.

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