Christmas: Communist Conspiracy?

Which is Santa, which is Karl Marx? The answer may surprise you.

Stefan Kraus, Opinion Haver

November 13, 2013

The slow dwindling of bro-tank sightings and the crystallization of my nipples into perfect replicas of the Hope Diamond signal the fast approach of the winter solstice. In honor of this charitable time of year, I decided to forego my usual frivolity in subject matter of my articles in an attempt to w...