Strolling down the halls can be a harrowing adventure. The midst of the writhing sea of students includes such characters as randies randomly turning around, that freshman who is sprinting, the couple...
Winter Madness 2k13 Pajama Theme day, 2013. It was a cold day, but not as cold as the hearts of a few Ames High Students. As I made my way to the front doors, my bright hopes that I would have a fun Monday,...
I love Ames High. I highly appreciate everything about the students, teachers and resources at our school. If I could choose to take a bunch of required classes I don’t care about anywhere in the world,...
Due to the long turnover time of our news articles, in order to continue supplying the latest news to the students of Ames High, we will be reporting on stories FROOMMMM THE FUUUTUUUURE. These articles...
The slow dwindling of bro-tank sightings and the crystallization of my nipples into perfect replicas of the Hope Diamond signal the fast approach of the winter solstice. In honor of this charitable time...
The relentless turning of the earth brings new wonders into the blinding glory of the sun’s radiance with each new day. Empires rise and fall, kings are born and assassinated, mathematical laws guide...
Stefan Kraus, Resident Professor of Broscience
• October 3, 2013
In light of the flood of interest in LoL among the students of Ames High, I decided to dip my toe into the swirling eddies of this Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. Unfortunately, the raging river of quality...
Stefan Kraus, Resident Professor of Broscience
• September 26, 2013
The steep downward spiral into obscurity leading out of the back door of Universal Studios is pockmarked by the drug-laced craters left by fallen Disney stars.
Like physical stars, the period of luminescence...
